Back to normal, then with the disfunctional plumbing of East London. Quite a relief to be encountering the same old problems. I've learned so much in the last month!

P, though, was looking pretty shifty last night. I finally wormed out of him that he is having an affair with some woman whose central heating he fitted last year, and M's suspicions are well-founded. The smug bugger actually said he was pleased I'd been suspected and cleared by M, because it would lift the pressure off him. Turd.