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8/6/2005
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Stand-up
Well,
that was a big mistake, standing Dave up. He came round this morning,
whining and complaining. He hasn't actually done anything, but he
looks kind of dangerous. He's different from how he was
before. Then, he was a bit of a drunken lout, but quite
intelligent. Now, he looks like there's a screw loose in his brain or
something. I don't know how to handle the situation, so I'm crashing
out on someone's floor for a few days in the hope he loses interest.
Also, I'm in the doghouse about my blog again. Remember I did an entry
about Cousin Will being picked up for drugs, and how the whole family
pretended to think he was innocent? Well, he was convicted at his
trial, he's being banged up for 4 years, and his lawyer just happened
to mention that my blog didn't exactly help his case. Right. The judge
reads my blog, does he? I don't think so. But the family do, so
I'm in disgrace.
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6/6/2005
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Transport
Transport's
a lot easier now that I keep my practice amp at home and the
performance kit with the band. All I have to do is turn up with the
guitar. But this week we've got a gig in Newcastle, so I thought I'd
stop off in Durham and have a look at the Uni where I'm supposed to be
going for my interview, which is soon. I don't believe it, but
Dave turned up at home yesterday, just rang the bell and asked me out.
I said no, but he hung around in a creepy sort of way, even after I
closed the door on him. When I went out half an hour later, he ran up
and moaned on about how much he missed me and how sorry he was and
everything, I was nearly screaming because I couldn't get rid of him. I
finally agreed to meet him at the Long Acre pub tomorrow, but only to
keep him quiet. I won't actually go, because we've got a band practice. Then I fell asleep on the Tube again. I must look like some kind of alcoholic dosser.
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31/5/2005
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Increasing the Pace
It's
getting harder and harder work. We seem to be getting gigs now
faster than we can do them. I spend all my spare time - that's
about 20 hours a day - practicing with earphones on. We're learning new
material all the time. Benedict was saying he thinks I'm the reason the
band turned the corner. If so, I'm delighted, but it puts even
more pressure on me.
I find myself dozing off in all sorts of places - on a tube today, I
finished up at Totteridge and Whetstone, wherever that is. I didn't
stop to find out, just nipped over the bridge and came back to
civilisation. Last week I spent a couple of hours slumped over a coffee
in Leadenhall Market. And I haven't seen anything on tv since God knows
when. I sit down in front of the box and that's it till Mum wakes
me up to go to bed. But I've always got the energy for playing.
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29/5/2005
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Good news - Bad news
Two
gigs and a practice session since the last entry. My new kit is a big
success - it really improves my play. The only danger is that I'm
tending to be a bit loud these days. Best piece of gossip,
though. Jon defied his new wife and did both gigs and the practice. On
the second gig, he arrived with a spectacular scratch right down his
cheek. "Had an argument with his mother's cat", apparently. Then Mrs
Jon arrived at the practice this afternoon and attacked him. Everybody
laughed, except me. Jon eventually had to pack up and go home. All very
embarrassing. I think that marriage is headed for the rocks.
Peter has taken on another "apprentice", so I guess that's me written
out of the script. Never mind. The experience will come in useful. What
man could resist a woman who can change a ballcock?
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26/5/2005
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Hasty Entry
A very quick entry just to say I haven't given up the blog, although entries are reduced to a trickle. I'm still persona non grata
at the Peter front, and I haven't dared go up to college in case I meet
Dave. But here is why I'm blogging today. In this morning's post
came an interview from Durham Uni for a job starting next September - 4
months for heaven's sake! But at least it's a proper archaeology job
and it's absolute miles from here, which would be nice for me in the
current circumstances, except for the band of course. Another
gig tomorrow, and we're toiling a bit on this one because Jon's new
wife is already cutting up rough about the amount of time he's spending
with the band and tomorrow's her birthday and he's GOT TO TAKE HER OUT!
Women! No sense of proportion. I can see why we get such a bad name.
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20/5/2005
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More Damp Patch
I'm
being sucked in to Damp Patch, and I'm very glad of it. They and
my Mum seem to be the only people who don't mind about the blog and the
blog is pretty important to me. But the strange thing is that
Damp Patch now assume I'm in the band on a permanent basis and I'm not
complaining because it gives me an outlet. With Jon back in
the band, we were short of an amp for the bass, so, with Jon and Jez
holding my hand, I went and blew nearly 200 quid on a second-hand 100
watt bass amplifier with 4 10 inch speakers, but I'm keeping my old 25W
amp for practice at home. And a mere 60 pounds on eBay for a Squier
Bass Guitar of my very own. With this, I should be able to blast
everyone else off the stage, should I care to! Anyway, it's only
money, and they'll resell for not much less if I give it all up.
Jez remembered that I used to sing Chaka Khan's "Ain't Nobody"
, and Benedict thought it'd be a good one to give him a
rest in the middle of a set, so off we went at this last rehearsal. And
of course it's got a great bass line. Andy played the keyboard part
much better than we used to at school, and it really went very well. I
was totally done in by the time we'd done it five times, mostly because
Hambone couldn't get the beat right - it's sort of a hiccupy beat and
the song doesn't work with a straight thump, thump. All this
retro rock sounds like it's for Mum and Dad, but I think we do it in a
distinctive way that's not trying to copy the original - we're just
using tried and tested songs and playing them our way. I think some
bands these days who are quite good really fall down because they are
crap at song writing or they've got some anarchy message they're trying
to plug through the lyrics. The gig in Sheffield was full of that kind
of stuff. So, anyway, a string of gigs lined up over the next
few weeks at London places (including one at Underworld in Camden - v.
upmarket), I'm really getting into this.
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13/5/2005
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A week later ...
Well,
most of the fuss has died down. Peter is never going to forgive me, and
I'm sorry, actually, Peter, because you were very kind to me giving me
a job and training me up and everything. Similarly Dave, who did wangle
me that trip to Greece for which thank you, Dave.
Mum seems to have rationalised it, and everyone else is just making
jokes about it. I've had dozens of emails from folk I hardly know,
asking me to diss them in my blog!
I've spent the week in the Public Library, combing the newspapers and
writing application letters for every single job with the word
"Archaeology" in it, wherever located. It's mostly University jobs,
recycling what I've learned and Museums, which is a little more
interesting. I'd really like to do site work, like I did in Greece, but
it's very badly paid. Plumbing has spoiled me for low paid jobs.
Speaking of low paid jobs, I went to another Damp Patch rehearsal. Jon,
the bass player I replaced, is still on his honeymoon, but they're
talking now about letting Jon go back to second lead guitar and making
me a permanent bass player. The drummer, Hambone (don't ask), moaned
that it would reduce the money they each got for a gig, but Jez pointed
out that "80% of piss-all is still piss-all". Everyone but me has a
permanent job. The money for the gigs doesn't even cover running the
van.
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8/5/2005
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The Culprit Revealed
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I found out today who told everyone about my blog. It was Nikki. I wondered why my own little sister could have dropped me in it like that, but of course she and I had this terrible row when I got back from Greece because she'd nicked all my CDs from my room while I was away and I haven't even got most of them back even yet.
It was Suzanne who told me Nikki had been boasting a couple of months ago that she had found my 'diary' and it was full of 'stuff'.
When I challenged Nikki about it, she admitted contacting everyone mentioned in the blog, and giving them the URL. She even went to the length of persuading Joe Mason to get a notice put up at University, which I have since ripped up, but too late. Thank you, Joe, and, by the way, Nikki is too young and immature for you.
Well, Nikki, if you're reading this, and I bet you are, here's a little 'stuff' for all your friends.
Nikki, at the age of 17, still goes to bed with a disgusting furry bag, which used to be a teddy bear, and sucks it all night. All attempts to take it from her, for laundry purposes, for example, result in a peevish tantrum accompanied by tears.
That should totally improve your street cred, Nikki, what do you think?
And if I don't get my CDs back real soon, further, juicier, revelations about your private life will follow, so stay tuned, folks.
Well, I'm glad I got that one off my chest.
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6/5/2005
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ANNOUNCEMENT
Is
there anyone I know that I haven't upset with my blog? Don't worry,
just send me an email, and I'll make sure to insult you too. I
am NOT going to take my blog down. I an NOT going to edit it to please
everyone. I am NOT going to attempt to hide anyone's identity in future.
And I AM thoroughly pissed off with someone. That someone knows me, my
family and my Uni friends, so there's not many suspects. I'll find out
who you are, and give you a hard time. In short, Whoever It
Was printed off my blog and made sure my family and friends got copies
of it. Peter is particularly angry because his bit on the side has been
choked off. He's told me not to bother coming in to work. Even people I've been quite nice about. Mum went ballistic. Suzanne says she feels "used". Used? How?
Dave... Well, I can see how Dave'd be upset. I haven't exactly
pulled my punches about him. He is speechless with rage, and I've
stopped going in to the Arch. Dept. for fear of reprisals. Well, that's
too bad. I know you're reading this, Dave, so just get over it.
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1/5/2005
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Fortune
I
even got paid for the gig. It wasn't as much as the money I lost by
missing several nightshifts as a plumber, as my mother immediately
pointed out. I didn't really expect any praise for my fifteen minutes
of fame, but what with my brother G. dissing Damp Patch as "totally
f-ing lame", Mum wittering about loss of earnings and the dangers of a
showbiz life, and Suzanne insisting I need a major makeover before I
dare to step on a stage again - Miaow - I'm thoroughly switched off on
the family front.
[ Long whine I originally wrote here has been deleted because I love them all really. Why can't they be nice?]
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30/4/2005
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The Leadmill!
Well,
that was fantastically exciting! It's all over, and I think I got away
with it! I just practiced non-stop for a week. I drove P mad snatching
every spare moment to practice. Three band rehearsals and a ropy CD of
all the stuff DP intended to perform that I took home and just played
along with until I knew Jon's riffs by heart, and even improved on them
in places, so by the last session before we headed North, I was fine.
Also because everything they do is classic material, I was even up to
speed on the words of choruses very quickly. The
other complication was what to wear. Benedict wanted me in something
floaty and cocktail-party, but it's not my style. In the end I got this
real power business woman suit out of Oxfam for twenty quid - black
classic-looking jacket and shortish skirt - that I wore with a white
blouse, high heels and everything. It seemed to go down very well, even
with Benedict. As
the junior support band, we were up first. I really enjoyed it, I got a
fantastic buzz from the live audience. We did the set at a terrific
pace, faster than the rehearsals - somehow the pressure of the occasion
required it. We got a great cheer and applause at the end, and we
stayed to see all the other bands. Fantastic night! I'm too tired to go
on right now. But all the guys were really nice about my playing and
Jez said they might call on me again!
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22/4/2005
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Opportunity Knocks
Jez
from Damp Patch actually called me last night! He talked around the
houses for a while and then asked whether I still played bass guitar.
Of course, I haven't even got one, so I said, "What's all this about,
anyway?" Then he came out with it that they've got a gig at
The Leadmill in Sheffield and the bass player, Jon, can't make it
because he's getting married which Benedict apparently forgot when the
offer (a substitution for another band) came through even though Damp
Patch was supposed to be at Jon's wedding. But a gig at The Leadmill is
not to be missed anyway, so did I think I could play in...
I don't kid myself I was his first choice, but, dammit, it's really
exciting to be asked. I said yes, but I'd need a bass guitar and some
rehearsals, which was obvious and here I go. Of course I haven't
completely forgotten how to play, because it's only a few years and I
still play my acoustic guitar sometimes.
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18/4/2005
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Greece - what happened
Back
from Greece and such a lot has happened. Well, the dig was a lot more
interesting than I expected. The photographs and plans didn't do it
justice really. Anyway all that's for a separate report I'm writing in
my spare time, haha what spare time?
While we were
in Greece, one day, D started drinking at lunchtime and carried on till
we were all in this taverna in the evening and he was totally out of
control and aggressive with it. I forget what the argument was about,
but it was so loud that this Brit from another table, an older guy,
asked us to keep it down. Anyway D started to give this guy a hard
time, then Phil started and D smacked him. Phil kind of swiped
back at him and the next thing it's a brawl with this Brit helping to
try and restrain D and I caught an elbow in the chest where it hurts
and I was so furious I just picked up a bottle and hit D with it. He
turned at the wrong moment and it caught him across the nose and broke
it, the nose not the bottle, and he just keeled over on the floor.
By this time
the Old Bill were on their way, and I don't know why but when the Brit
went back to his table, I just went across and sat with him. I
was shaking a bit at what I'd done to D. He was very nice. He told me
his name was Faude. I later found out it wasn't his real name but
that's what I call him. He invited me home with him because he lives on
the island and I felt safer with him than going back to the hotel with
the others so I went. He has a motor bike.
At first I had
the impression he was middle-aged, but he's not that old. We got on so
well, I can't tell you, and I was quite attracted to him but he was a
perfect gentleman that way and we never even kissed although I spent
most of the rest of the week sleeping at his house to stay out of D's
way.
He looks a bit
like Richard Dreyfuss looked when he was in Jaws - not very athletic
but very quick talking, clever and excitable. And kind of gullible in
an innocent way, trusting. I loved him to bits. I told him all my life
story and he told me his, which was a lot more exciting I promise you.
It was a bit
disappointing when he just took me back to the others on the last day
and just said goodbye without offering to phone or write. Still,
holiday romances, what did I expect? Something a bit more like a
romance I suppose!
Never mind, I enjoyed the whole fortnight a lot, so why am I complaining?
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30/3/2005
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Damp Patch gig
The Damp Patch
gig was very good. Jez had given me two tickets, but, being Sophie
No-Mates, I couldn't find anyone I wanted to go with. I finally gave
the other ticket to V, but we went separately, and I never saw her on
the night. Damp Patch
weren't top of the bill, just one of the supporting bands. And they're
quite conservative, if that's the word to use. The featured band was Dollis Hill Loop whatever that's supposed to mean, and I don't suppose they want the crowd all moshed out before they get to their spot. What Damp Patch did was dig up old numbers by 70s and 80s bands and give them a modern sound. So they did Roxy Music's Jealous Guy - and Robert Palmer's Simply Irresistible -
Benedict, the lead singer, doesn't play anything now (he used to do
rhythm guitar). Everyone dresses in a business suit on stage, so it
fits well in that kind of song, and he did Eurythmics' You Have Placed A Chill In My Heart which is unusual having a man singing it and Hanging on the Telephone
which was a Blondie track. They must have done about six numbers in a
half hour and the crowd liked them all. I think it's a bit of a problem
doing old standards like that because people are comparing you to the
original, but I have to say their treatment was fresh enough so you
didn't really notice. It gave me a tingle to see Benedict and Jez all
grown up. They had a keyboard player I didn't recognise, a drummer who
liked the tom toms a lot, and a pretty good bass guitarist.
I didn't really take to Dollis Hill Loop. They
don't seem to know what they want, but all their songs are their own as
far as I can see, so maybe you have to get into them. Afterwards, I
went backstage to see Jez (he gave me a pass when he gave me the
tickets). It was all very jolly and alcoholic and the whole evening was
well worth missing a plumbing shift for. Jez introduced me as a
hot bassist, which I never was, and nearly everyone was very nice to
me, even Benedict, who turned out to have a BOYFRIEND. Shock! Horror!
I'd never suspected at school, but you don't, do you? At first, I got
some icy glares from Jez's current girl, but she calmed down after a
while when she saw I wasn't a rival.
Anyway, I go to Greece on Saturday, so I don't suppose you'll hear from me until I get back in a fortnight (16 April).
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26/3/2005
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Damp Patch
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Had
an unexpected encounter this afternoon. Jez (no point in hiding his
name 'cos he's famous) tapped me on the shoulder in Boots where I was
hunting for a shower cap (not for the shower but for protecting my
hair during wet and dirty plumbing jobs). Jez is lead guitarist in Damp Patch, an up and coming band. When I knew him for years back we were playing together in a schoolkids' band called Deaf Shepherd. At
the time I fancied myself as a lead guitarist but I never really had
the talent compared with Jez. So I finished up playing a pretty lively
(borrowed) bass guitar for Deaf Shepherd. I was
always being told to stop trying to play the melody and just do the
rhythm. We rehearsed for about six months, then had one or two gigs,
and the band fell apart. It wasn't till last year that I heard Jez and the singer, Benedict, had formed Damp Patch, and
seemed to be doing all right as a warm-up band for more important
names, but I never heard them play. I wondered where the songs were
coming from, because the keyboard guy from Deaf Shepherd
had always written the songs. He was part of the reason we broke up
because he was never happy with the rest of us and fancied he could do
better. I haven't heard of him since. Anyway, Jez was quite complimentary about my bass as he remembered it. I said I felt a bit embarrassed I'd never heard Damp Patch play, and he gave me a couple of tickets for a concert next Tuesday. Result!
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22/3/2005
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Radiator disaster averted
A
very busy weekend, but nothing much of interest. P. seems to have spent
so much time watching rugby on tv lately that he can't keep his eyes
open at work. On Sunday, he started to switch on a radiator
that he hadn't tightened up yet. It was a good job I was there because
I stopped him before he got dirty water all over the floor. That's
something I wonder about. Why is radiator water so filthy, even when
it's only just been filled? I'm not talking about the Fernox stuff - it
happens even before the Fernox goes in - it must be that they don't
wash out radiators when they are first made.
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19/3/2005
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P disappointed
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I reminded P last night that I was going on this Greek trip for most of next month. He was OK about it, but I was quite pleased to see that he looked a little concerned. I don't know if it's because he's losing his tame loo clearance operative, or he's going to find it harder to hoodwink his wife, but in either event, he seemed disappointed.
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17/3/2005
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D is archaeology
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A
rather disastrous date with D last night. It started just the same way
as usual, but in the pub he started to drink pretty hard. When it came
time for me to go to work, he tried to persuade me to stay, then when I
left by myself, he ran after me and grabbed me. I was very alarmed, and
I sort of froze. He saw my face and he tried to laugh it off and even
called me a taxi. I'm
only having anything to do with him in case he screws up the Greek trip
for me. When it's over, he's history.. or archaeology. ie dead
and buried!
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14/3/2005
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Alibi
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I 'm really slow. I just sussed that P is now using me as his alibi when he spends time with his girlfriend. I wondered why he often gave me his mobile phone when he left me to get on with some repair I could handle. More than once, I've had to tell M, when she rang up, that he was on another job. He was on the job, all right. Of course, wherever he leaves me, I've got to hang around until he comes back with the van, so it's sometimes a bit awkward hanging around waiting for him, though he's always come back exactly when he said he would.
How did I find out about this? Not by doing a Sherlock Holmes. Turns out that this business is all in the family. R told me P's extracurricular interest is J, his own brother H's wife. And H is on the cross-channel ferries, so he's away two weeks in three.
Well, it's nothing to do with me, but I'm seeing friendly old P in a new light. And I hate that he's got me involved without the option.
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11/3/2005
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D dates
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Another date with D. I'm beginning to dread them. He seems OK, really, and I'm keeping him sweet because I don't want any hassle about the Greek trip but I certainly don't fancy him and it's a question of looking kind of available without actually being. We meet at the Uni, look at whatever's new about the trip, then eat, still Dutch, then a drink (or a few in his case), then he takes me home. He's had a couple of goes at getting me back to his flat, but it's in Finchley and he shares, so it's not really practical, thank God. Especially because I usually tell him I'm working on the overnight shift, even if I'm not. I've asked him in for a cuppa, but he always refuses. I've got a feeling that he carries on drinking after he delivers me.
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